The challenge was to make a dress to wear with one of the hats created by master milliner Philip Treacy. That sounds easy sufficient, right? Well, too bad all we required to see was the spectacular headwear, and what was underneath.

When the models come out sporting the hats, Heidi (wearing a cute outfit for a change) notifies the designers they are going to be working with whichever model is wearing the hat they select.

It was Kristen’s time to go home for her orchid enthused dress that looked like, well, it looked like one of those paint with water books that you get as a kid and you hold up the page to show mommy prior to it’s dried and the water runs down the page in a streaky mess.

Christopher’s Joan Crawford redux (though not as Mommie Dearest as Andy’s magenta monstrosity) got reamed by the judges, but I didn’t believe it was so bad though the crotch should have been decreed, by the Queen of all Tangerines, insane.

Then everybody retired to their rooms to eat their sour grapes while Michael C gloated, he gloated and then called his son and they laughed and chortled, trying to think up the funniest name for a hat.

Kimberley Locke took center stage on “American Idol” since of her voice in Season 3, but she’s back on camera because of her evolving style.

Locke, who’s never lacked confidence, likes the way she appears as she models tight blouses and jeans on “You’re Wearing That?!?”

After fashion maven Luciene Salomone elucidated that she should wear V-necks and looser slacks, Locke says she shops a slight differently.

“When I have a show, I shop very particularly for that, instead of now saying ‘I can wear this,'” she says.

Locke, who credits Randy Jackson, with serving her take her career forward, says she learned a lot on this show.

“For me, it’s to not be scared to step outside of my comfort zone,” she says. “And when you are shopping, make convinced that you love it.”

Via Eater we discover the survival of a fashion spread in the upcoming September Vogue that features both David Chang and Naomi Watts, along with other models and actors.

Chang, doing his best sullen face, is in fact dressed in Diesel jeans, although you can only see the ends of them, peeking out from beneath his chef whites.

Looks like we’ll have to wait for the matter to drop to find out what the hell he’s doing in there.